Glut Your Soul on My Accursed Ugliness

mom says you’re never supposed to buy yourself perfume. not that anyone’s ever bought me any. still, i have two: mom gave me one bottle she didn’t like much; i got the other as a party favor at one of those new york charity events my cousin invited me to. i’m not about to guess at which scents work for which people; but, i can tell you where to put it:

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dab a tad on your wrist and apply the usual places. THEN, dab again on the wrist and apply behind the knees. stays all night and wafts up unexpectedly - one of those secrets you can keep for yourself.