Glut Your Soul on My Accursed Ugliness

08kjl asked: Look, does chapstick work or not?

I think no one wants to answer this question because whichever answer we choose will always be wrong. The safest answer is “Probably best to keep three tubes with no cap in your clothes and purse, in case.” The accurate but disgusting answer is “Yes, it ‘works’ to make picking your lip-skin more satisfying.” Take that one back to your cave, Katherine.